F-A-Y-R-E

Is next week.

Damn.

Updates!

I haven't posted in a while.

And people from school can read this.

Hi people from school!

So I'm going to the Victorian Fayre on Saturday, and because it's Victorian it's F-A-Y-R-E, not F-A-I-R, and I've pinky promised Rhiannon that I'll go on a ride called Evolution, and she'll buy me a go on hook-a-duck. Yay!

Anyway, I'm thinking of what to do with my awesomenoka blog now I'm blogging again (:D), and I'm thinking...

VLOG!

Then I can post my blog on everything that I say to my webcam (Webcammy), show off my ring and this awesome jar of sand thing on a rope (Ringgy and Jarry, respectively), and drink from my bottle (Bockle).

Thing is, there's this weird police advice thing that you shouldn't go putting your face online because of pedos and everything. Until you're 14.

I'll ask for Christmas!

Current Christmas List

• Songs In The Key Of Email-ALL CAPS
• lowercase-ALL CAPS

Long time, no post!

So... Even though nobody reads this, I feel bad about not posting. I've got a new blog, though!

For one week.

Yep, it's BZP's birthday, because anniversary is too weird, and BZP's single!

Since my last blog post, I have done many things.

-Obtained and read Good Wives.
-Watched Pokemon.
-Got past the Goldenrod Team Rocket part on HG, and I'm now stuck on the Ice Path. The upside is that now I have an adorable Swinub!
-I'm going to see Toy Story 3 in a few hours with Junior and Jigglypuff.
-I'm borrowing Junior's RL Jigglypuff.
-DID I MENTION IT'S THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS?

Junior's Blog and Good Wives.

Is deleted.

His mom wants him to grow up and stop reading manga, which teaches him about other cultures (Kinda), playing Pokemon, which is FOR ALL AGES, and to start reading only classics. What she doesn't know is that I read Flame of Recca, play HeartGold, and that I'm currently trying to find Good Wives (The sequel to Little Women, finished it last night).

If you can tell me where to find Good Wives, comment here.

PS. That last sentence was stupid.

Day 5-So I Took An Online Personality Disorder Test...

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Yep. I'm very weird.

Day 4-FWEE and LOL and SS CONTEST

1. The Trojan is gone.
2. Here
3. The contest is to tie into an epic, it can be yours or someone elses. I'm taking up the challenge and tieing into mine AND Iffy's epics.

Also, I have a theory on life.

The earth is really a giant robot called Mata Nui who is represented by a sleeping rock and the reason we think the earth is round is because when you get to one end of Mata Nui he teleports you to the other end and when you go into space he teleports you away from the end and further down so you think you're going up and tricks everything into thinking the world is round. Then Mata Nui is taken over by an evil dude called Makuta, and his name is a bit like calling a human 'Human'. But that's not important. Then Mata Nui will go to a planet, get a little robot, fight Makuta, and win. Then he'll merge all our solar system into one and we'll all liveon Big Planet with all the little aliens! :3

What do you mean, I'm obsessed with Bionicle?

Day 3-The Trojan Horse

DAY FWEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wasn't gonna miss out on mai luckee numbah!

Well, I has a Trojan on my laptop! It's... Not that different. Three things I am doing

1. Typing
2. Reading
3. Rewriting Heartbeats

Also, Ofstead gave my school Outstanding.

FREE NON-UNIFORM DAY AND FREE ICE CREAM!

Day 2-MY RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it's Day 2 of the competition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But the ring, it was part of my soul. And now Junior will laugh at me.

How To Rennervate A Pikachu-Day 1 Of Blog Competition

I AM WASTING MY TIME DOING THIS.

AND THE BLOG COMPETITION WILL BE EXPLAINED BY JUNIOR.

THIS PRAT GIRL AT MY SCHOOL MADE THIS 'GLOG' ABOUT KILLING PIKACHU, JUST TO WIND UP ME AND JUNIOR. SHE SAID SHE DID IT FOR 'WIERDLYRANDOM', JUNIOR'S NAME ON IT. BUT THERE'S MINE AND JUNIOR'S GROUP.



It's called Wierdly Random. And her friend (Chantelle) is in it.

So, basically, she decided 'Hey, let's be b***** to my best friend and her gang!'

NOT SMART.

Most of this blog is in capitals because.

Also, the Blog Competition is something Junior came up with. We have to post a chain of blogs, one per day, and the first one to break that chain has an embarrasing post about them made by the other person, and posted on the other person's blog. We're allowed to not post if we're on holiday and can't blog, but if we can, we have to.

Sure hope I dont lose.

Or win.

Junior is difficult to embarass.

ALSO, HE WORE LIPGLOSS AND CHANTELLE'S HAIRBAND TODAY.

EPIC WIN.

He's uploading his pics to Facebook now B)

Also, I love B)

ALL CAPS

Bmin/E is the official greatest album. EVER.

Summer of '09 ROCKS.

Track 13 is the most WTF song EVER.

That is all.

If I Were A Boy

I'm blogging again! Also, can people comment. It makes me happy :3

Also, has anyone ever posted a blog title that has NOTHING to do wit the post?

I have.

Also, there's a great band on the horizon called Psycadelica. We'll do a collab album someday B)

Bye for now!

Bored.

Was gonna say a lot more -_-

Happy Birthday Helen, May I Please Torture You?

Bowl Xtreme Food Sucks.


I ordered Chicken Nuggets, and they were all fatty and sickening. The chips were OK, but they weren't the best. However, we DID get birthday cake.
OM NOM NOM.

It was delicious!


However, good things always go rotten.

"Please can we have a song for the birthday girl?"

"YE-E-E-E-E-A-AH!
IT'S A PARTY IN THE U-S-A!"

"*Choke*"


And that is why you must never play Party In The USA within a 5-mile-radius of me. Because, inevitabely, I will go on a killing rampage. There were no deaths.

I did open my presents though.

Kristina: SHRINKIES FTW!
Rhiannon: A box of Heroes, a 12 badge, a Hermionie Granger flashy magnetic badge, and a sehorse rock thingy.
Nathan: A tenner :D
Charley: Didn't come :
Junior Filler Present: FAME Notepad and Pencil Case.
CJ: None so far...

Anyways, today is my real birthday, my BZProfile says I'm 12 :3, and my mums parents, brother, and brother's girlfriend and kids are coming around. Yay! I'm gonna go downstairs and open my cards now! :D

Birthday Party Soon :D

So it's the 19th! YES! It's my birthday party! I'm going for the Teens Party at Bowl Xtreme! And the best thing? I Gotta Feeling is on the telly (4Music) and I'm writing this sentence to it! d;¬)

Damn, that text emoticon spent ONE MINUITE.

Another bad thing, I already have my makeup face on. And my chin is itching. >.<




At least blowing it works for me ;)






























I'M ADDICTED TO EMOTICONS :O


Days left: 1 :D

The Other Side

Everyone in America is graduating.

What they don't know is that I've moved into Year 8.




That's for the 12-13-year-olds, BTW.


BTW, has anyone heard Your Love Is My Drug by Ke$ha? Well, a better way to put it is have you NOT heard it. IMO, it's addictive and funny at the end.

"I like your beard." FTW! Or more like FTWTF!







Also, All Caps owns. Discuss.

World Of Warcraft Ruined My Life

2 Days To Go :D

sO i HeRd U lIeK mE...

So I did nothing :D

Seriously, though, I made you lot a quiz in hopes of getting at least ONE comment...

Nerd Test

Do you like Harry Potter?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] WTH?

Do you like Pokemon?
[ ] Yeah...
[ ] Nah...
[ ] Never played, never watched.

Do you liek Mudkipz?
[ ] OH YEAH!
[ ] OH NAH!
[ ] What's with the typos?

Do you like Twilight?
[ ] Edward/Jacob is so damn hot/sexy/both!
[ ] IT'S AS BAD AS MILEY CYRUS!!!
[ ] What?

Do you like Bionicle?
[ ] OMGI'MOBSESSED!
[ ] No way! It's for kids!
[ ] Wha?

What's your favourite band?
[ ] ALL CAPS
[ ] Girls Aloud
[ ] I've never heard of either of them/hate one/both.

Why did you take this test?
[ ] I'm just too white and nerdy...
[ ] Because I was bored.
[ ] Because you're so weird for making this test!

Days left: 3

Homework, windows, and caps.

1. Homework. It's a useless time waster. And I have to do mine at 5:00. Guess the time.
2. Windows. I'm going to open mine.
3. They really rock.

There is more to this post, though.

First update to BZP comedy since getting this blog!

wierdlyrandom.webs.com

Still haven't visited the last one.

Cya!

Days until birthday: 4

C&T And Sun=Mata Nui?

First things first. I used to go to a drama club called C&T. I don't know what it stood for, all I knew is that it was extremely fun. It was a good intoduction to acting and stopmotion, and I think that the guy running it used the same webcam as me now. Or at least a Logitech one :3

Anyways, I've recently been missing it, since it moved to the other side of the river, away from my Dad's work. So, now I'm older and more mature and all that mumbo-jumbo, I CAN RETURN. Awesome acting and friendly peeps, here I come!

Also, the sun is like Mata Nui because, according to this article, our lovely sun is gonna awake from a DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. And that will overheat our satellites, and that will wreak my chances of taking over the internet by storm :o

























WHY ME???!!!

I Love Him With All My Heart... NOT!!!

OK. This guy, he's very, VERY annoying, and I used to sit next to him in maths. He now sits opposite from me in DT, and now he annoys Junior AND me. We've started to write a song about it.

Soy soy soy
He's so damn annoying

That's my only part so far.

But, think about it. This dude who's following you and your friends, and saying random annoying stuff, I'm sick of it!!! He keeps on insulting us, and nobody accepts him because of his self-absorbed attention seeking! The he COMPLAINS ABOUT IT. And SAYS HE'S THE VICTIM. He isn't! He just can't get when to stop and when we're all sick of him. Sometimes he makes me want to DIE.

If you're from my school, you'll understand.

On a lighter note, my mum's friend's kids have a dog :3

OMG HAI!

So. I'm Helen.
I'm an 11-year-old schoolgirl from England and I am going to be 12 on the 20th of June.

My best friends are Junior, Charley, Rhiannon, Bronnie, Megan, and others. My favourite websites are BZPower.com and PokeCommunity.com. My direct family consists of a mother, a father, a brother, two pet guinea pigs, and me. My favourite Youtubers are Kristina Horner (italktosnakes), Junior (peterjr1), and me (myrtledyesherhair).

These are my favourite bands/singers.

• Green Day
• ALL CAPS
• Cryoshell
• All American Rejects
• Linkin Park
• Evanescence
• Three Days Grace
• Nickelback
• My Chemical Romance
• Avril Lavigne
• Ellie Gouldling

So, that's a bit about me.

HANG ON!

My favourite BZPers :D

• Iffy. Inferna Firesword. She is helpless to execute me here as this is MY BLOG, not hers.
• GlatorianJaller/Psycadelica. INFINATEBABIES FTW!
• Lewa Krom. Or Krewa Lom.
• Toa Makar. Withering Soul rocks.
• Toa Jampot. BNG is an awesome project, thanks to you.
• -Tilius-. sO i HeRd U lIeK dOcToR wHo...
• Caliga B). sO i HeRd U lIeK mUdKiPz...

Sorry if I missed you out, you'll always rock in my mind!

I also enjoy Anime and Manga, especially Pokemon, Flame of Recca, and Naruto. Does W.I.T.C.H. count?

If anyone from school reads this, forgive my nerdiness.